Threesome. Awesome or gruesome?

So if I say "Savages", what comes to your mind first?

- Hmmm.... animals, island, tribes...?

- Ok, I give you a clue : two men and a woman

-  a bigger flat to share?

- oh come on now, two men, a woman and ...SEX!

- what?

- Yes!!
- ooooooooohhh
- see, so you also thought about threesome, huh? First thing that comes to your mind (or nearly first thing)!! Ok, I ma not going to spoil the movie so just go and see it for yourself.. All that to get to chat about Threesomes, even though, it is not entirely related to the movie (no no, I won't say more, go see it!!), it seems to be a hunting subject for me this week. I also watched an episode of "New Girl" where they are largely implying the Threesome scene too... so here goes!

SO WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT...?

 The Menage à trois, many ways to look at it but what tickle my fancy is the love triangle, the messy and evil one where it's not AB+C, nor A+B+C but rather A+BC...see where I am going with this...

Ok, lets look at it in a analytical kinda way ....

Most of the time, we assume that a 3some is made of a couple here AB and a third person, C (AB+C) or even 3 independent peeps, giving us A+B+C..

You still follow...?

The problem come when while in full action, the couple AB disengage emotionally and physically and B(or A) get closer to C, leaving A(orB) rather on the floor left out or when A, B or C is entirely left out of the game.

Following? or do I have to draw this out for you??!!! Let's rather not, and my artistic abilities are somewhat very limited to stick men, so wont work anyway.. 

The threesome concept is interesting as long as the act is desired and not forced upon and none of the participant feels left out. The typical situation would be of a couple looking to spice up their sex life by adding a third member to their plain salad mix.

THE CASTING

In Most cases, if your BF suggest the threesome, it will most certainly mean that HE will want to include a second female. In 75% of cases, you will respond "what do you mean? am I not enough for you?" Before turning around, with an outraged look and a melodramatic exit! Not that you are really upset, but for your the image of a threesome includes 2 hunk and you. But as your BF in turn outraged at the idea of crossing sticks with another male, you end up giving in to his demands. Not helping but wondering how on earth, this man of yours, will be able to satisfy not one but two women at once and already seeing yourself apologizing to the third member for your BF being too greedy and not be able to finish his plate!

After many days of sorting and casting, we finally agree on Emmanuelle, the girl from across the road who always seemed to pay some interest in the matter. My BF not able to content his eagerness, I tell myself that he must be super excited to see me naked with another woman .. but remind him that we are doing this as a couple, that WE are the key players and that we must remain AB and that C is just an accessory.. of course the AB equations just confused him some more so I showed him my tits instead.

THE INTRO

Finally the day has come and Emmanuelle arrives at the agreed time.

Needless to say that everyone feels a bit awkward, small moment of embarrassment; she tells us farfetched stories and I need to remind BF to stop pouring her any more wine as she is clearly already tipsy enough.

The atmosphere is tense, we are all a bit stuck and unable to cope with the pressure, so I throw my shoes off and throw myself on BF. Once the initial sexual contact began, the rest the followed naturally, dropping clothes, clumsy attempts to reach the bedroom without too many bruises, carried away by the excitement of our caresses and kisses.. although BF hands are way softer than those of E.

NOTHING MORE THAN JUST AN INTRO

Things are not going to badly, apart of couple of kicks in my face, I just would like to mention that a 69 when you are 3, quickly turns into a 666.

So after some polite discussion, we decided that I will be the first one to enjoy my BF virility..

Well, only that he doesn't seem too into it, a bit of a flop. The interest of a threesome is that when one of the 3 fails, you can always fall back on the other.. as this doggie style is boring to death, I decide to give E (also known as Emmanuelle) a turn at it. Change position, rotation - Call it what you like - I find myself at the bottom of the field playing the defender rather than the attacker, looking forward to see E's disappointed face when she takes a turn..But instead, I hear her moan... Thinking the obvious of simulation, ready to pull the "Yellow card", getting closer to observe the "game out" only to realize that he is full on ON!

A MOMENT OF LONELINESS

Ok, so I am sulking..

Have you ever sulked in the middle of a threesome? well, no one notices at all..

So offended by this sudden erection, I decide to push E a bit so to enjoy some of this renewed energy spur and proof to E that it is completely irrelevant of the partner. But this Bitch is latched on my BF and between two thrusts my love decide to say: 

- Baby, do you know what would be super exciting?

- No, but intrigued I ask

- You are going to do exactly as I tell you huh honey?

I must say, I am totally turned on by this following his order thing so I agree excitedly. I am back in the game Babe!!!

BACK IN THE GAME

So while honoring E's needs, he throws orders at me, and I oblige, one by one

-  Get up now and get back one step, yes, another step

- hahaha but I will end up in the hall, my crazy love

- You ought to obey, you don't want to disappoint me my love? 

- Oh noooo, carry on

- so carry on walking backwards, now grab the handle of the door, turn it, carry on backwards, slowly love, open the door, hold on the handle 

- But I am going to lock myself out, baby?

- Yes yes carry on

- Baby....

So I end up totally naked in the hallway, screaming

- So what do I do now? BABY???

- count to a 1000 and we will come out!

So I counted up to a 1000, aloud, naked, while in the room, plenty of sounds, cried, moans of "Oh Yes! harder..." then when I reached 800, the sounds stopped. By the time I reached 942, the bedroom door opened. At 1000, they came out of my apartment, fully dressed, hand in hand.

* inspired by Bouillon de Luxure